Post by Hãmštêr on Jan 11, 2004 11:19:44 GMT -5
Elephant Stew - yes folks real elephant stew!
You will need:
2 medium elephants
2 rabbbits (optional)
Cut elephants into small bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months). Add enough water to make gravy. Cook over kerosene for approx 4 weeks at 500 degrees (F).
This serves about 3900 people. If more people are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but only if necessary because most people do not like hare in their stew!
You will need:
2 medium elephants
2 rabbbits (optional)
Cut elephants into small bite size pieces (this should take about 2 months). Add enough water to make gravy. Cook over kerosene for approx 4 weeks at 500 degrees (F).
This serves about 3900 people. If more people are expected, add the 2 rabbits, but only if necessary because most people do not like hare in their stew!
Now just you have a little sit down and a good slug of communion wine. Feet up - and I'll call the community psychiatric team OK?
