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Post by Ťoñy4iñ1 on Nov 12, 2003 17:31:40 GMT -5
There once was a man and his dog, who went for a walk in the fog. They got lost in the park Cos it was late, after dark
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Post by sweetharmony on Nov 13, 2003 11:34:41 GMT -5
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN AND HIS DOG,WHO WENT FOR A WALK IN THE FOG,THEY GOT LOST IN THE PARK,COS IT WAS LATE,AFTER DARK AND THEY FELL IN A SMELLY OLD BOG
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Post by theduchess on Nov 14, 2003 10:21:31 GMT -5
There was a young girl from Jamaica - the duchess
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Post by Flowerymidangel on Nov 14, 2003 11:18:58 GMT -5
There was a young girl from Jamaica Who loved a handsome old baker She said - it isn't his eyes, Or the smell of his pies The attraction's the size of his shaker!! :oBOOM BOOM
I'm reeeeely sorry - got totally carried away there! I will barr myself from participating in the next limerick
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Post by theduchess on Nov 14, 2003 17:31:03 GMT -5
There was an old man from Barbados - the duchess
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Post by theduchess on Nov 15, 2003 12:25:22 GMT -5
whose friends said "that guy has betrayed us" - the duchess
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Post by Hãmštêr on Nov 16, 2003 9:00:23 GMT -5
There was an old man from Barbados Whose friends sayd 'that guy has betrayed us' A lawyer they found....
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Post by theduchess on Nov 16, 2003 16:11:07 GMT -5
There was an old man from Barbados Whose friends said "that guy has betrayed us A lawyer was found Who charged more than a pound ....
the duchess
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Post by Ťoñy4iñ1 on Nov 16, 2003 17:13:39 GMT -5
There was an old man from Barbados Whose friends said "That guy has betrayed us A lawyer was found Who charged more than a pound His fees were really outrageous! ;D
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Post by Hãmštêr on Nov 17, 2003 5:56:33 GMT -5
Let me start one, me me me me me
There once was a bird in a nest...
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Post by crackinup4 on Nov 17, 2003 6:59:42 GMT -5
there once was a bird in a nest who was told she was a bit of a pest
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Post by crackinup4 on Nov 17, 2003 7:04:09 GMT -5
there once was a bird in a nest who was told she was a bit of a pest cos she kept cluckin and twitting while doin her knitting but she was only knitting hubby a vest
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Post by Hãmštêr on Nov 18, 2003 10:19:26 GMT -5
There was a young man from Madras Who had a magnificent ass Not pretty and pink As you probably think It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass!
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Post by Flowerymidangel on Nov 18, 2003 14:02:18 GMT -5
A funeral director from Clapham
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Post by sweetharmony on Nov 19, 2003 12:02:11 GMT -5
A funeral director from clapham,was bitten by gnats so he slapped em,
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